Gone are the days where you get to have breaks and compose yourself in between haunts...now you’ll have ONE CHANCE to gather your courage before entering one terrifying trek through NINE horrifying “testing sites”.
Before our Examiners can see you, you will have to be patient. Don’t expect to sit and relax as you quietly wait your turn. You’ll need to stay on high alert for what’s to come. You won’t want to bury your head in a magazine, newspaper or your phone. You may think you’re waiting to be seen, but our examiners have already started observing you...
Think you can handle what’s to come without any long term side effects? So did these past subjects. Travel through Preparation Penitentiary as you gaze upon what the results are if you can’t handle it. The inmates of this reformatory will help you prepare yourself for just how important it is to overcome the techniques used within The Experiment. These prisoners were not prepared for The Experiment and failed. Subjects who fail the testing are forced into permanent residence at Preparation Penitentiary as they are deemed too dangerous and unpredictable to be released back into civilization. Take a close look around and take in the consequences of failure. If you think you have what it takes to survive The Experiment and be able to function normally in civilization, proceed to the Quarantine Zone.
Congratulations, you’ve made the irresponsible and careless decision to proceed. Our corrupt examiners are delighted to exploit you at every turn. Before officially entering the experimental grounds you must first be quarantined. It’s paramount that the Examiners put every subject through a quarantine process before official testing can begin. What does the Quarantine entail? Our examiners cannot disclose that information due to its graphic nature.
Access to this area is restricted to authorized personnel only… and of course our subjects. Here you will be exposed to the unthinkable. Sights so gruesome that you’ll question if they are even real. Our Examiners are corrupt experts in human experimentation, some of them are even products of their own twisted experiments. They wait patiently in the darkness, monitoring your progress until they feel you are ready to be subject to their twisted techniques. Each of them has their own agenda that is unknown to even the highest of Screampark authorities. They believe quality research is most effective when they are free to interrogate, petrify and taunt as they please. Authorities do not have the guts to question them, so don’t think help is coming any time soon.
Good work, up until now you’ve been exposed to and passed the first half of the testing. However, the worst is yet to come. The Dietary is strategically located here in the Screampark Experiment as you’ll need to be nourished and hydrated for the next part of the testing. Everything on The Dietary’s menu is locally sourced…right on site actually. Every evening our cafeteria staff creatively source new and delicious flavours. Screampark authorities have been baffled for years as where they are sourcing their ingredients. Fuel up on some former subjects delicacies and quench your thirst with a beer, cocktail, or non-alcoholic beverage, or just take a break and rest until the next part of testing is ready for you. We highly recommend it.
Located in The Dietary is the Claustrophobic Test. This is optional but comes highly recommended by our examiners. Spend some time inside your own nightmare – being buried alive!
WARNING: May cause intense feelings of fear and hopelessness. Maximum dosage: 1-2 rides per night. Exceeding this dosage may result in severe confusion and forced permanent residency at Screampark.
Our examiners are particularly interested in your optic health. They’ve set up a series of intense vision screamings and eye exams with questionable methods and techniques. They’ll be testing how easily your own vision can turn against you, and seeing how easily they can create and exploit visual impairment. Is it really pitch black? Or has your vision failed you? Are the blood stained patterns creating corrupt images that your brain cannot process? Only our examiners will ever know.
Be prepared for what may seem like a routine walk through the desolate forest, but is really a more comprehensive experiment. Now our examiners want to test your audio. They’re ready to pierce your ears with sickening tones and blood curding pitches. Were those the screams of subjects deemed unfit to continue? Was that twig snapping an examiner coming in for a private exam? Audio illusions are everywhere and ready to sabotage your phonic confidence.
Think your special sense has gone unaltered throughout all our testing? Think your memory can help you avoid hitting another dead end? Can you handle the impending fear of never finding your way out? Our psychotic examiners will be analysing you at every wrong turn you take...
In conclusion, the way that our examiners find is the most effective method to determine if a subject has passed or failed their testing is to expose them to those who succumbed to The Experiment. Can you act like a normal civilized citizen again? Or are you so corrupted from the experiment that you are destine to become a permanent resident. Travel through the final testing area where former failed test subjects reside. They’ll do anything to trade places with you… so watch your back, or it may cause you your freedom.
* We take no responsibility for the prolonged fearful affects that Scream Park may invoke. Not recommended for children under 12 or anyone who is easily frightened, or who has a heart condition. No refunds after ticket purchase even if you're too scared and can't make it through the haunted house attractions.
Bingemans Screampark 425 Bingemans Centre Drive, Kitchener, Ontario, N2B 3X7